Just you wait, I will walk-no, strut circles around you. And you will realize what you lost.
Friend: Why can’t we get better things in school?
Calculus Teacher: Because no one gives two fucks about little bitches in school. Now sit your ass down you little shit.
Friend: *whispers* bitch.
Me: *on phone*
Mom: You spend all of your time on the phone why dont you just talk to me
Me: Hey mom!
Mom: Get the fuck out im watching Bridezillas.
Reasons to date me